“Darren, Isn't it?”
I know you, I thought, your Martin the Club Captain.
“Do you want to do the Welsh Castles Weekend?”
Sure, I thought, I had heard about this and knew that it was a weekend of heavy drinking with a little bit of jogging to line the stomach. Ohhhh no, I had got this very wrong, this was not going to be an opportunity to put my stamp on the clubs drinking fraternity, there would be no return to my heady rugby days here. This would be a baptism of fire, and me, a running club virgin of only 6 months, would be sacrificed on the alter of the running elite, my legs hacked off and held aloft by sweating club veterans chanting “fat lad”.
OK, that didn't happen, but after a 8 hour journey on the Friday in the Towner mobile, I did feel a bit like a fat lad with my legs hacked off, especially after my first visit to Pete's eats. The only saving grace was watching Hannah stall the car 12 times and me giving Mike a egg shaped lump by slamming his own car boot on his head....
So to my first afternoon in Northern Wales. Anxious to gain at least a couple of victories before I made a fool of myself attempting to run “leg 2”, what ever that was supposed to mean, I set about to challenge John Towner to a game of stone skimming. Using my military knowledge, I knew it was all about the tools, and quickly found a stash of excellent skimmers, and after launching a 20er, I felt good about the rest of the weekend. Next, we were transported to our lavish quarters, which consisted of a crash mat in a sports hall and with competition in our hearts we buttered up the receptionist for a football. We were warned that under no circumstances were we to use the outside 5 a side pitch, due to health and safety reasons. John Towner, being a health and safety inspector for Dorset County council leisure services thought that didn't apply to us as we only had four a side and most of them were girls. Splitting the sides fairly, girls (and Martin) against boys, I was hungry for another victory and nothing was going to stop me. Now, I have to apologies here to Becky for the flying forearm neck tackle, but win we did!
So, after a nice hot shower, and cutting the top of my finger off on my razor, we were off to my first drinking establishment. Now normally, if you take me to a pub on a warm summers evening overlooking a Caribbean style sunset overlooking the shore towards Anglesey, odds are I would be paraletic within a couple of hours. But my leg was at 11 o'clock the next morning and I had to, at least, act professional, so only 5 pints for me. :-( Hence nothing much to say about that!
Next morning the first runners donned their club shirts and us comical geniuses in Poole runners, donned our Indian Headdresses. With an arrow through my head, we went to partake in some (light) breakfasts. Not having spent enough time in a hot glass box the previous day, John decided we would all sit in the cafe shop windows, which happens to be the hottest place in Cymru! Two mugs of tea and 3 rounds of toast later (still not very clear what a round is) we set off to the start line.
Becky was the first off, still suffering from a damaged wind pipe we escorted her to the start line. The atmosphere was great, and a Spanish team put us Brits to shame with their vocal exuberance and one of the ladies even asked to have a photo with me, at least that what I thought she wanted but my Spanish is a bit rusty. So off they went, around the castle and over the bridge into the distance to rapturous applause. Now it was my turn to pitch up to my start line which was 10 miles away. Now, there are 20 legs to this event and each runner has to be dropped off, seen off, supported, given water, clapped through at the end and then bundled into a waiting vehicle. As each leg starts before the last has finished, this can be a massive undertaking of logistics, and I was impressed. Allan Lewis transported myself and Vicky to my start line. I'm not a nervous person at these things as I'm pretty much resigned not to win anything, but, Vicky was a nervous wreck and Allan's way of combating this was to tell her how great this event was and how well they have done in the past. No pressure then! So I'm at my start line weighing up the competition, I'm sure I wont come last, but I think I'm in the specialist 6 minute miler leg. On top of this, its clear this weekend is going to be damn HOT!. In fact Mike Towner later said it reached 31, pah, still 1 degree less than my Paris marathon. Heat is for girls! Ok I'm a running girl, 5 miles into my run, I had resigned my self to being taken over, not just by lots of other runners, but by a vast amount of traffic. This is not a nice run, its hot, roadside and busy, the Towner mobile crew helped loads with water but, in all honesty, the run wasn't my bag. The end was nice, finishing in a pretty town somewhere, I knew I wasn't last, I got a nice t-shirt and my 80 minutes of work were done.
After transferring a large amount of sweat into Mikes car seats I was transferred into the minibus where I met up with some more Poole Runners who had traveled up that day. We went from leg to leg, cheering and dropping and picking up. The scenery got a lot better and I really enjoyed this part of the day. I like the teamwork that was involved in a long distance relay, something you can miss in running as it is a predominately solo event, this was different, and not just amongst us Poole Runners. Where we could we gave bottles and cups of water to all the runners, and the camaraderie was gratifying.
The heat was still hurting people, and when we lost Steve half a mile from the end of his leg, things were looking bleak for us. Again Vicky was a emotional train wreak as her dad, Paul, was out running and we hadn't found him yet. We all said “Isn't he doing well” as we past runner after runner, inwardly I felt he maybe in the back of a St Johns ambulance somewhere, but no, there he was, cool as a cucumber putting in a class performance.
Well, this could go on, I had a great weekend, my run wasn't the best but I loved the event in the whole. We ate in an Indian on Saturday evening, and at last I got lots of beer, not too mention me and Keith's “Marshalling”, outside a pub as Gary came past the next day. “Well done, keep going”, gulp gulp gulp. Martin never fails to impress with his heat exhausting climb up Drovers mountain, and I even saw Willard take a tent down!!!.
So thanks all, my first outing with Poole Runners, and it was a scream, and yes, If you will have me, I would love to do it all again!